I hope you guys had a great time tonight I sure did and you made the show fun for me! Great to be here in Williamsport. Love this little town! The crowd was awesome, and the student govt was so cool to host the show! Support your Student Govt! Next time I need to get a pic with you guys! Thank you from the bottom of my heart Govt and Wildcats!

CONGRATS SHAWNA!!
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Great show and thanks for the message.
Very inspirational….thanks for coming!!!!!
Dude you were halarious tonight
Hey I loved your show tonight!! You are sooooo hilarious and that was one heck of a message!!! I am glad I decided to attend tonight!!!!
Hey Bernie, Thanks for the show. You were for sure funnier than I thought u were gonna be lol. Sorry to hear a bout your brother, god rest his soul. But anyways thanks for givin us some laughs!
Hey Bernie, the show tonight was amazing at penn college, thank you for the inspiration to, it really made me stop and think about life.
A great way to send a message. Have a safe trip home.
Bernie,
Thanks for a great message, I sincerely appreciate it. Most college comedians resort to talking solely about sexual experiences to make their audience giggle. Your message challenged our college community to be wise in their decisions.
Thanks,
Ashlin
Hey Bernie
Just wanted to say again that your show was great, I had a great laugh. Good luck to ya in the future and God bless.
Good show. It was very enjoyable.
dude you were really funny! come back!!!
I had a great time at your show tonight. Thank you for coming with your message, it means a lot to me to have an adult figure such as yourself speak on how you bettered yourself through the years. You will bring hope and inspiration to all who hear your story. Thank you
you were great!! it was nice to see someone who actually cares about our little school haha
That was a great show good job! Sorry to hear about your grandma but we’re grateful you came and performed anwyays
thanks for a great show tonight! we appreciate it!
i just want to say your a real stand up guy and i appreciate you coming out you have great stories i literally pissed my pants keep spreading thew word your a good guy loved the show alot.
Bernie,
That show was great! I loved the joke about guys waiting till the very last minute to have to do laundry. In fact last night I was up doing laundry until 1:30AM! Not only was I in desperate need of laundry, but it shows procrastination at its best! You should come back to Penn College in the near future. Sorry to hear about your loss and I hope the rest of your travels are good!
Thank you for coming to Penn College!
I really enjoyed your show. You are really funny and I enjoyed sitting there listening to your stories and laughing about them with my roommates. I would love if you would be able to come back to our area again. Your story about your brother and grandmother really touched me. I’m so sorry to hear about them, but I am sure they are watching over you everyday. Thank you again for coming, I really enjoyed it!
funny guy….funny funny guy. enjoyed the show
That was a great show! I asked for you to come back. Thanks for coming!
Thanks for coming and sharing your heart Bernie. I appreciated your routine. Your dedication is evident by the fact that you actually missed your grandmother’s funeral to be here. I’m sorry for your loss. Remember that in your times of sorrow, the only place to receive encouragement is from God. Blessings in your travels.
Hey man awesome stand up, you did great and thanks for coming. We all know you had a hard decision to make but thanks for picking us!
I greatly appreciated your show. You are very funny and a great inspiration to me as well as many others im sure. Thank you for getting a picture with me and the others. Thank you so much for coming!! i would like you to know what you do that i saw; you touch many lives and also save many before it’s to late and make us laugh.
Great show Bernie, my condolences to hear about your grandmother, but I must let you know that attending our campus was much appreciated. If it is at all worth it to you and means anything I want you to know that your thoughts and experiences shared, moved at least one person. I am 19 years old and believe that I have a binge drinking problem. I was encouraged by my counselor to see your show, and being an advocate of comedy and having willingness to be open minded with my problem I attended (I was the dude 3 rows back with the camera, which by the way I deleted the video out of respect for your wishes). You see I have recently received my second underage within 12 months of my first both of which I had gotten during my career at Penn College, however the second was not as smooth and simple as a summary offense, fine, loss of license etc. This time I was sent to jail. In lieu of normal sober behavior, my drunken state of mind had gotten the best of me. After being stopped by a Penn College Police Officer with two open containers I had tried to give a false name, DOB and address, then proceeded to resist arrest. Something I would never even consider doing while sober. After serving only three days in jail I had realized what will work for me in dealing with my problem. I choose to tell myself what im going to do instead of telling myself what I’m NOT going to do. I would have approached you after the show but I feel it is much more personal (and respectful to others) to be able to tell you my background story without having other students listen to someone drone on with thier “story of self pity”. All in all I want to personally say thank you for providing me with something that I can take away from this other than a few laughs and humorous jokes. If you have the time I would appreciate a reply.
Thanks again so much.
Good Show! Loved the Deodorant bit. So true!
Great show tonight, you were awesome.
Your routine was awesome with a powerful heartfelt message! I know what its like to have a brother like yours… he is not a blood relation to me but he is just like my brother! he was diagnosed with Autism and though he is very smart and can keep advancing to a point with knowledge, his understanding of the meaning of life and what is going on around him stopped around the level of a 10 year old. He knows he is supposed to laugh at jokes and have sincere thoughts at other times, but he does not know why! Its hard sometimes, but the time spent with our brothers for them means so much that i couldn’t ever imagine telling him no. He has made my life better by being apart of his!
Thanks a lot for stopping at our school. Great show with a good combo of jokes and serious messages. It’s always fun to have a comedian of your caliber come to a small college like ours. thanks again
Hey man I just wanted to let you know you were very motivating. You were very funny as well. You are a great comedian!
I’ve seen a lot of alcohol awareness lectures, and most of them are just terrible. I’ve never consumed alcohol, but usually after listening to some annoying cretin try to get on my level and be my “buddy” while telling me about the dangers of drinking, I feel like going out and having my first drink. Your show, on the other hand, was excellent. You didn’t patronize the audience either by giving off an air of superiority while lecturing about the dangers of drinking or by trying to force a phony rapport with the audience. You were genuine, honest, and above all else, god damn funny.
Great show and even better message. Some times its hard for people to understand how some things can ruin a persons life. You help people understand by incorporating humor with a serous topic. Well Done!
Bernie,
Great show tonight my friend! I really enjoyed your comedy and your message! And thank you for comming to Penn College in the middle of a family crisis. I know how hard this kind of situation can be, and I cannot thank you enough for comming. Safe travels, keep spreading your message, and I hope to see you at Penn College in the future!
Adam Yoder
Bernie,
I want to personally thank you for performing at our school, especially on the day that your family buried your Nanni. I know she is smiling down at you from above–and very proud of you as well. Thanking you for your mere performance is simply not enough. I want to thank you for the message you gave to our community. I pray your blend of comedy with a message will get into the minds of our students and make them think before they take that drink or “hit.”
I am a staff member here at the college as well as a non-traditional student and probably have seen a bit more of life than the average student. I, too, have been touched by suicide and there are no words to convey my appreciation for the bravery you show in sharing about your brother Scott. His is a tragic story–one that I hope our students can learn from and not repeat.
I hope you come back to the college soon, but until then, may God bless your travels.
Thanks for the great comedy act and an amazing inspirational message! It was really great to have a different take on alcohol instead of the usual “Don’t Drink!”. Thanks again!
Hey Bernie! Great Show. NOW GIMME THAT BOOK
You were awesome, the way you put the message and the comedy together was great. Keep doing what you do!!!
Great show, great job, funny impressions, and a meaningful message!
Come back sometime.
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Thanks for all the enthusiasm to offer such helpful information here.