Looking forward to bringing some laughs and substance to the students of Father Duenas today! I promise to be on best behavior for my Catholic and Christian Brothers! Leave me a Post here, or if you want a personal response, send me a private e-mail to the CONTACT link on this site!
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Thank you my fellow Catholic Brothers at Father Duenas Memorial School!
first to comment!
=)
-newton
pretty solid man.
later brah
HEY DOOD!
great show today! =]
HAD ME @ the edge of my seat Laughing like the whole time.
Sorry to hear about your brother =(
but other then that it was a great show man. Hope you can come back some other time.!!!!
hey yo, i loved the show.
hope that you remember our school forever and ever
la later lovely,
terrence =D
You put on a great show with an important message. I hope the microphones worked out well. I tried adjusting it the best I knew. I hope our students got the message. I know they enjoyed it. Keep up the good work. Thanks.
Wow, thanks for the awesome refreshment from all the 3rd quarter drab, especially with the bad weather today. You struck a cord with me because, for the first time in a long time, your comedy makes sense. All of those jokes have happened to me before (Ran out of toilet paper, spotting, etc.), and your experience with drugs is something, I can relate to. About 6 years ago, a very, very close relative of mine was arrested for selling drugs, and another one of my relatives killed himself in a drug raid. I went through a deppression for a couple years, (These people were VERY close to me)before I began expressing myself through writing. It’s great to see comedians today that understand real life issues.
-Peace Out,
Cole (Chubby guy with glasses #2)
HEY MAN I THOUGHT YOU PUT UP A GOOD SHOW. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK..ENOJYED THE SHOW AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME BACK ANOTHER TIME…
this is the only cool blog message from FD. other than that, i would just like to thank you from coming to FD and sharing your inspiring story. i can honestly say that i can relate to what you had to share today. hopefully someday you could have your own tv show to share with the rest of the world your inspirational “comedy with a twist.” once again thank you and hope to fear from you some time.
Wassup Bernie! Awesome show! I was cracking up the whole time! My favorite joke was the one about taking a dump but theres no toilet tissue! But i also cracked up on all the other jokes though! Sorry about ur bro Scott! But I think your other brother seems cool! I have a power Rangers Sleeping Bag Too!
You are now definetly on my top 5 Comedians of all time!
Heres a little Fun-Fact! 3 of my top 5 comedians just so happens to be in I KILLED with you!
hey i was cracking up the whole time man…
sorry about your brother though…
all those jokes were cool and that was a good message u told us all…
well thanx man
i hope u come back next year
well bye
hey thanks for coming to our school to make us laugh and enlighten us on the dangers of alcohol. hope u can come visit us again cuz we needed that break from all the serious school work.
sha shoot
Dude you crack me up. that was a great experience. thanks
congrats on staying clean for 20 years
your blend of comedy and life experience
can really make a person reflect
i do hope that your message got aross
your show was awesome
Wow what a great show. really i thought that it was gong to be one of those gospel kinda lets all sing together kind of shows but boy was i wrong. Me and my friends were very impressed to find out that your a comedian from the mainland that actually had some really great jokes. Also your cool cuz well almost no comedian likes Carlos Mencia although that aint his real name, but thatnks for commin to GUAM and Our SCHOOL and spreadin your message. Shoot man i would love to watch one of your regular shows too.
Hey man great show laughing the whole way through, at least ups until the story of your brother some funny commentary, but uhm next time if you come to guam don’t use flip flops it’s zoris man alright well hilarious show had me laughing the whole time
and next time don’t bag on my corolla man hahahahahaha
esta later,
ray
patton oswalt is funnier than you
Hey thanks for the great show today bro ! It was funny, and inspirational, which i didnt expect it to be but you had me surprised. You’ve been through alot and you opened my eyes to alot of things! well good luck with whatever you are planning to do and i hope your good message gets out to everyone!
honestly I thought you were gonna be another one of those lame motivational speakers and i was preparing to sleep before your presentation….but you proved me wrong. it was very funny. i couldnt stop laughing! I loved the show!
anyways shoot!
the show was solid!
specially when you singled out Newton
Hey Bernie,
I really liked the show. Seemed like they censored you a whole bunch. =P
But I still really REALLY liked the show anyway. =D
I’m really REALLY sorry to hear about your brother.. =( I’m not going to be ashamed
I was about to tear up a little bit. I’ve had friends who have thoughts about suicide..
I also have friends who I feel have problems with drinking and I hope that they learned
something valuable from you.
Anyway, thanks for coming out to Guam, our little spec on the map we call home. =P
Now I know not to mess around like people I know! THANK YOU! =D
Take it easy Bernie,
トーマス アルテロ*
*thomas artero. =P
Thanks for coming to our school the show was Awesome !!!!!!!!
Dont forget our school!!!
YO BERNIE, man wat a show, man that was my first
comedy show and u brought the house down man, loved your jokes, and you story is inspiring(not that i wat to do the first part and all) but u gave a twist to teaching us the
wrong doings of drugs and alcohol man, well have a good stay in guam, say safe and may ur path to life be smooth and heaven will be on the end of that road
SUP BERNIE!
solid show today learned alot and i helpd me open eyes.fo real.
and it was cool that u made it funny helpd me out.
i was like craking up the whole time.
thanks for coming to FD.i no we wer missing the girls.
Take care man
shoot.
Great set! We finally get a speaker that’s interesting enough to keep the attention of high school men. Really inventive mixing comedy with a message. Good times man. cap’n crunch all the way che’lu.
live easy
awesome show =].
loved the stand up and the message. my friends and i have taken up straight edge (no drugs, alcohol, smoking) for years, so we know that good feelings being sober has to offer =].
i loved your show and it had me laughing, especially the DUI jokes
hey thankz for the great show
it was awsome
i liked how it was funny, but still gave a strong point on y we shouldn’t do those
kind of things that may lead us to regret in the future
thankz again it has made me have a better out-look on things
hope u can come back one day
so that new friars can have the chance to know what is out there and what can really
affect the youth
keep up what you’re doing
i think it’s great
k shoot
p.s.loved your show
THAT WAS VERY FUNNY =D
MY BROTHER ALSO HAS A SLOW LEARNING DISSABILITY
THANX AGAIN!!! =D
Hey Bernie!
Dang man, u did a hella good job making me laugh and the school
i really enjoyed it. it was super entertaining
i thought it was just some random speaker
coming to talk about alcohol
and would have been boring.
but it was different. u got me really listening and entertain throught the whole thing
i didnt really think alcochol could mess a person life that big.
even though der was jokes about it, u really got ur message through
i really lik how u help our u lil brother scott i think thats his name
but yea it cool how u help him out
even the story about ur brother sean
it was really touching, it made me think about my lil brother
thinking of how he would turn up and wat would i do if i was in a situation lik that
it was really emotional
but yea u did a badass job man
come again to our school or Guam
i really enjoind it
thanx for the advice
shoot u rock!
tuan dinh =)
FUNNY =D
ny bro also has a slow learning disability
THANX AGAIN!!!! =D
wassup dude.
great show!
sorry to hear about your brother, but everything else was supper funny.
thanks for the show.
shoot!
Bernie…..
I really enjoyed the show..
it was great to receive such a powerful message in such an interesting way
You make us laugh, and then give us advice for our lives.
There are many ways to tell a message like that, but yours
will stick in my mind. Not only because you made me laugh
before that but because at the same time we were laughing
along we were also taking your message seriously
TOUCHED my heart, and CHANGED my habits
THANKS ALOT
Awesome show man. Great message. One of the first speakers to deal with F.D. so well. (Filled with testosterone you know). Good luck with everything man.
damn dude
solid asss show
come back again
laughed like over half the time
hope you take care and best of luck in the future
definately one of the best comics ive seen including the ones one comedy central
i really learned alot
your freaking hilarious! ima find you on youtube
shoot man come back soon and chill longer
shooot
HEY!
Great job man! Haha, honestly I didn’t want to go, I didn’t think it would be that interesting. You really caught our attention though and I want to just thank you for taking the time to come to our school. You must have a lot of courage to go up and talk about your alcohol and drug problems and the incident with your brother. Sorry to hear about that. You made us laugh a lot and your act didn’t have any stale parts at all. A lot of us were talking about the show even at the end of the day. You really got your message through and hopefully it will really make a difference. We need more people like you that can get out a message like that with the audience’s attention. Thanks man, you did a really great job, hope you come back again someday to our school or Guam.
SHOOTZ,
Lawrence Alcairo
Awesome show! Couldn’t stop laughing.. hope you come back again.
Dude solid show man! It was great. You got some funny jokes. It’s pretty cool that you can also send a message and a good lesson through jokes. You did good with the audience also. Anyways, come back to our school again. I would greatly appreciate it because we never had a comedian come to our school before. It’s cool to have visitors and plus, we skip a class :] Take care bernie. shoooot aka means “later”.
DANG!! … thats all i have to say….
pretty solid show you had today at our school. pretty funny stuff you talked about. you’ve made us learn a great lesson that we will never forget. sorry bout your bro. aight hope we see you next year. come back and make us laugh. and bring some chicks with you
Good Evening,
I enjoyed your show this afternoon.
I’m pretty sure you made all the teachers jealous, they can’t grab our attention the way you did for a message we all need to hear. hard to do that in a school full of men.
keep doing what your doing, your doing great.
come back anytime.
-The Men of FDMS
wow so many people put up things that they thought would get them that signed autograpged book lol
but you know who you really wanna give it too.
well it was a great show and your made you point about drinking and POT.
thanks for the laughs and the stomach cramps from laughing.
…KeViN…
good show, enjoyed your entertaining spectacular amazing greatness funny jokes.
thank you for being the only speaker to understand the meaning of POT and BEER
Bernie man that was freakin awesome show you put on bro.
ur that first speaker that actually didnt put us to sleep
ur knew how to talk to us in way that all high school student
would understand.
ur show was inspiring to all here at FD.
hope you continue inspiring others like the did to us.
and dude ur still freakin awesome and funny ass guy.
shoot bro
Hafa Adai (chamorro greeting) Bernie my favorite che lu!
That was a kick @ss show you gave us today!
I was laughing the whole freaking time!
You are my idol! I look up to you as my friend that shows me the way! You are like a angel from God!
But seriously you really showed me what drugs and alcohol can do to people and how they can really mess up a person’s life so much.
I just wanna wish you the best of luck on your awesome career
seriously I would love to get paid to tell people a powerful, but comical message that just might change their lives.(bad @ss job)
you just do what you do best and I hope you come back next year! (because you would not want anything to happen to old fluffy! -.-./”)if you dont know all the symbols make a dog I think?
Well I am gonna head out!
Tell your bro I said Hafa Adai!
Thanks bro GOD BLESS you, your family, and your crew or who ever go with you everywhere!
Hey Bernie!
Great show man!! I loved the jokes and your inspirational message. I never thought that an awesome comic act could have a real deep message behind it. I’ve been clean n sober for a year. I was actually planning to have a few drinks with my buddies and start again because I’ll be legal soon. After seeing your show today…I feel like Im just going to stay clean for a whole lot LONGER. Thanks again for the great show!! If my buddies decide to throw me a party with alcohol n other stuff…I’ll be there…to be the designated driver. You’ve really inspired me man! Thanks a whole lot!
Hey dude…Man…
That show was awesome…
Ur really funny…
I like the way that
u recycle some of the
jokes that u use earlier
on in the show…haha…
And strong message that
ur trying to send to
young minds…haha…
U ROCK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo!
awesom show man, this was the only show that i didnt fall asleep in.
but it was a great show man, had a lot of laughs. Made me think a lot to about alcohol and drugs.
Thanks for coming.
Eyy Bernie!
Loved the show…it was awesometastic.
I wanted to apologize because i thought that
you were not going to be that good or interesting..
but you obviously proved me wrong. You were
hella funny. But i think that it’s solid that you came
out to Guam to perform for a bunch of kids out here.
I’m sorry to hear about your brother…but it’s nice to know
that you were able to “bounce back” and get out of your
drinking and partying problem instead of going back to
your old ways. Oh and congratulations on your 20th year
of being clean! You’re the man. Well I really enjoyed your
show…I think my favorite line you said was “I am headband man.”
That really made me laugh..it’s been awhile since I laughed
THAT hard. Well thank you again “headband man”. I hope you
enjoyed your stay on Guam. Take care and have a safe flight
home. Shoot!
Yo Bernie!
Kick ass show! seriously, i thought it was going to be some old person sitting us down for 1 hour or so to tell us what they think drinking will do to us. but dam you changed it all around. The show was great not boring for a mineute. sorry to hear about your bro. but you still got 1 more bro to look after i know your a good brother. I loved the joke when you dissed that freshman, ” Thats what happends when a fetus doesnt get much air from the mother” haha any ways dont forget FD FRIARS come back soon put on another show haha. and make us laugh. shoot i want a book and the cd’s i love comedy haha. Hope you enjoy your time on the Island, it may be small but everyones close haha o well laterz and take care! Peace!!
EI BERNIE!
HOWZ IT GOIN?
am i a little too late? =D anyways that show was great. i was really cracking up the whole time. when i saw the box with the 2 bottles of water i thought “stand-up comedy? ya right,” but you proved me wrong. sorry bout your brother scott. im sure to include him in my prayers.
Thanks for everything and GOD BLESS.
——– Sean
Wow! The first female on this comment log! I love that the students are inspired by your message. Keep up the good work and I hope there are other people out there that can inspire in your way.
Wassup Bernie!!! Your show was awesome. I thought it was going to be a boring speech but I was wrong. It was awesome when you were saying your message and that you busted out a joke here and there. I am still laughing up till now about all the jokes you said to us. Please come back to our school again soon! Have a great time going to other places and telling them the message you told us about alcohol and smoking. LATERZ!!
Hay BERNIE!!!!!! Awesome show, sorry to hear ’bout your bro. You really have chanced your life around that good. Hope to see you again. Try to live your life to the fullest shoots esta later, have a great day. : )
i hate you.
Yo Bernie,
Damn brah, you really put on a hell of a show the other day. I deeply admire your tactics to approach humor while sending a message across as well. Your jokes, your advice, and your lifestory will always have a lasting impact on me and hopefully on all the other guys at FD. Take it easy Bernie.
Hey Bernie!
I just want to thank you so much for stopping by our school yesterday and sharing us your great and funny jokes, and your life touching story. I really liked your show. At one point, I was laughing so hard I was tearing from your great and funny jokes, and at another point, I nearly cried from your life touching story. Personally I believe you’ve sent a great message to me, the rest of the Father Duenas students, faculty, and staff, and also all the other students, faculty, staff, and other people you entertain all around the world. I hope you continue to share your great and funny jokes, and your life touching story to other people in the world you haven’t shared it with and send them a great message as well. I also hope that one day you would be able to return to Guam to share your great and funny jokes, and your life touching story again with all the other schools you weren’t able to visit, and also to all of us at Father Duenas again, despite the fact that we’ve already heard it. Personally, I believe it’s totally worth hearing again, and several more times. I’m sure the rest of us at Father Duenas believe that as well. But anyways, until then, take care and keep doing what you’re doing because there are many other people in the world that are in the influence of both drugs and alcohol, and if you share your great and funny jokes and life touching story with them, I’m sure they’ll change their ways. Your a great role model to both me and I’m sure a lot of other people in the world as well Benrnie! Again, take care and hope to see you back here on Guam again! Later!
-Westly Mabini
Ey BERNIE!!!
mann. thanks for that awesome show. When i heard that we were gonna have a “motivational speaker” i was like “Mann, not another Southern-accented nun!” =p
i don’t think i always able to eat that day from all the SORENESS YOU CAUSED MY STOMACH! aha. lol. J/p..
anywhoz. it was such an honor to hear about you, and take pics with you.
you should have stayed longer =]
but yeah…thanks for that motivating “act” (that’s the best thing FD Admin has done to educate us students..shhhh)
=]
-Brandon Pinaula
P.S. Sorry about your bro
hey wazzup bernie!!!
i loved your show!!! you’re so funny dude! i loved your jokes and laughs and everything. the funniest things that i thought was when you shared to us about being in the bathroom and stuff. lol hahaha. and also about those guys in the gym. THE “STEROID MONKEYS”.lmao.But the things that touched me the most was your life story and that inspired me to do everything good with my life. i’m sorry about what happened to your brother. my late condolences. you really showed me how life and family, especially your siblings, that they are the most important thing in your life, and how fragile life can be. i have also learned from you that you should live your life to the fullest. as the saying goes, “live today as if you’re going to die tomorrow”. thanks man you’re really an inspiration me. i hope you enjoyed your visit to Guam and to our school. i hope you would come back again someday and do another show at our school! thanks very much. love ya man!
-Ric Catalasan
hey wassup bernie,
love the show and the great message.
hope to watch u again sometime and i might even read the book. lol
shooot!
yo bern….
that was a very educational talk you gave me and my fellow friars, cuz us friars are hardcore party people, honestly….i laughed my ass off when you told us your funny experiences with drugs and alcohol….when you told us what happened to your brother “scott”, i felt really shocked and it was “life-changing” cuz it did to me when you came here that day and i appreciate you coming to our campus, because nothing good ever happens here….and my fellow peers are exactly like you 20 years ago…..well keep it strong
-john
Honestly Bro…
I loved the Show!
Damn sorry for a late comment but watever
Man your show was soo Awsome
And your message to us the students, which is to inspire us and in which it did.. after see all of these comments here and i know most of the ppl here that do “the Stuff” you said proves that they were truly amazed and inspired. and yet there are some i know wont stop… especially the real close ppl.
But you were F#@*in awsome dude
Comedy is one of my favorite parts of my life
From the begging to the end non stop laughing from the “lol’s” to the “LMAO.”
But that performance was truely the best of the best
Making other people laugh is the best parts of my life
and now me and many others maybe inspired to follow through with your message.
Thank you for everything
Hope you enjoy your time at Guam.
small island… big hearts
laterz
-Dan
BERN!!
haha man solid stand up at our school really funny. haha well i must say the things you said really did effect me and helped me realize reality. it really did reflect on it cuz i went through that not to long ago. hearing you story and your comedy ws great and i enjoyed. hope for you to come to our school again. thaks alot and–shootz- haha
-john Martinez “bo”
dude!!! show was awesome man! you prpbably dont remember me, but i was the guy who took a photo with you after the show and had you write “i love you” on a sheet of paper hahaha..well the show was sweet. i was honestly expecting another lame performance, like the rest of the showgivers that visit our school, but i was worng. it was pretty cool how it had a message and everything. really hope you do well with what you do, seeing that you’re at the top of your game right now, well keep it safe man…peace!!!
you suck…………but good message.
ive never been to a comedy before but i could tell you were good…..
you had me laughing the whole time…. i actually do some of the things you were talking about like reading the back of a stick of deodorant which made it even more hilarious…
the best part of your act though was that you had a good message to send we need more people like you to come to our island and send the type of message you send… people like you save a lot of lives… thanks for everything
Wow everybody pretty much said every thing I wanted to say!!
including comment #53!! j/k
thanks for the show!!
everybody seemed to enjoy it.
I can’t believe my second period lit-teacher time to read all the comments to find out that she’s the first “female” on this comment log.
*caugh* Ms.Vigil comment #50.
once again thanks for coming.