Pan America- The BRONCS! 
WOW- I was not ready for you guys!. 
You delivered one of the best audiences ever for a show! Edinburg~who knew? I tell you this, to my friends who came out to eat- you will NOT see me at a Pizza Hut for atleast one year! Man- I have so much dairy in me ..I am ready to be milked! Irasema…..you Had the cookies and milk ready! Gosh I love you… that was the sweetest thing ever. I will treasure your thoughtfulness. Marie, MAtt, Peter, the UPC team, Maricella….thank you thank you thank you. NOW, before I go, point me back towards the US border! LOL Man- my skin tone scared a few students… I could tell! I feel good know that when I leave town, you will all tell your friends, “Bernie KILLED”! 
http://www.myspace.com/comicbernie TOM- is THAT YOU?
Bernie,
I love your show…I had the pleasure to see your show at NACA (Boston) and it was amazing..the message you give is just wonderful..See ya at The University of Texas Pan-American Wed.March 7,07…and i’ll have the cookies and milk ready..lol..
Irasema
LOVED LOVED LOVED YOUR SHOW!!! I’M NOT A BIG DRINKER BUT THAT WHOLE “ANDALE(COME ON) DON’T BE A PARTY POOPER” TALK GETS TO ME AND I END UP DOING IT. NOT THE BEST THING TO DO REALIZING HOW THINGS CAN CHANGE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE. HEARING YOU SAYING WHAT YOU SAID MADE ME REALIZE THAT WE ONLY HAVE PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES ONCE AND THAT IF WE DON’T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT..WE CAN LOSE THEM FOREVER. SO THANX FOR STOPPING BY UTPA AND GIVING US A GOOD LAUGH AS WELL AS AN INSPIRATIONL AND MOTIVATIONAL MESSAGE.
LOVE ALWAYZ,
LUPITA
You killed that show, man. I was a big drinker until I had a little run in with law myself. I hope the messege you conveyed speaks out to others though. Party out, but party conservatively and responsibly. And oh yeah, don’t drink and drive people. Hey Bernie, hope to see your show again. It’s too bad others missed it. It was freakin funny as hell. Could relate to many things said and that’s the key to making the crowd laugh, I think. Be careful on your tour and get some rest, I see you have to be in Louisiana tomorrow.
One of the muscle freaks you made fun of (without the chicken leg part though) lol,
Johnny
Hey Bernie!
This is Paulina, the shy girl with the red shirt lol, I just wanted to let you know that I really enjoyed the show….I went last minute because I didn’t know about it until a friend told me…..I have never experienced such a show where comedy and inspirational speaking were combined….I laughed a lot and at the same time felt identified with part of the story because something similar happened to a member of my family….Once again thanks for making us have such a good time and sharing your life stories with us…..Hope you come back to UTPA again!….say HI to your brother Sean!……
ps. YOU TOTALLY KILLED!!!
Paulina Mtz.
Hola Bernie,
After hearing all the wondeful comments about your show..I started to think that we don’t need a full house..Im happy that the people that attended the show loved it and got the point of the msg …I hope to see you back at UTPA…and Don’f forget that UTPA has the cookies and milk ready for you!!!!
PS.Its UPB…LOL and Irasema but hey for some weird reason everybody alwasy says my name backwards Amesari just like you did…By the way my Kappa Delta Chi sisters said HI!!!
Irasema
You killed it bro, bottom line you kicked ass. You’re welcomed back. God Bless you and your family bro.
Omar T.
HEY BERNIE,
I LOVED YOUR SHOW!!! IT WAS SUPER AWESOME!!! I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING. IT WAS COOL TO HEAR YOUR AMAZING STORY AND JOKES. THANKS SO MUCH FOR MAKING US LAUGH. I THOUGH IT WAS PRETTY COOL THAT YOU SHOOK MY BOYFRIEND’S HAND LIKE TWICE. YOU WERE SITTING BESIDES US BEFORE YOUR SHOW. THAT WAS SUPER COOL!!!! THANKS AGAIN FOR STOPPING BY UTPA AND GIVING US ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS I HAVE EVER SEEN. TAKE CARE AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU.
LOVE, ISA
OH AND BERNIE I FORGOT TO MENTION, IT WAS SUPER COOL THAT MY FRIEND LUPITA, MY BOYFRIEND JESSE, AND ME MADE IT TO THE GROUP PIC WITH YOU. THAT MADE IT EXTRA SPECIAL. TAKE CARE.
ISA