Cal State Northridge was awesome today. the 3pm crowd! The Staff worked so hard, to make the event a success.  It was so cool to be here in my own backyard doing a show.  I spend most of my life in airplanes and hotels.  It was nice to do a show and come home the same night!  Thanks Cal State!   To the general […]

Matadors of CSUN!  You Athletes packed it out, and I thank you!!!  The Staff worked so hard, to make the event a success.  It was so cool to be here in my own backyard doing a show.  I spend most of my life in airplanes and hotels.  It was nice to do a show and come home the same […]

Peru Bobcats!  I had such a great time tonight- thanks for coming everyone.  You packed the theatre and made my job fun!  Man- Peru was an experience.  Thank GOD for CASEY’s!!!  I will post pictures shortly. 
Leave a note here and I will hit you back!     Love Bernie

The Gorillas came out in numbers tonight- and we had a full house in the Club U!  I want to thank all of you for showing up, and to my athletes as well, who I think ‘knew’ there was going to be more than comedy to the show!  LOL  I hope you guys did not feel […]

Cavaliers!   Wow- what a crowd tonight- I had a blast.  I really did.  Thanks for turning out you guys, you are the kind of crowds that make life for a comedian worth all the travel, hecklers, and crappy hotels.  You guys were rocking!  Man, having Father Bust there also, whew, talk about PRESSURE!!! LOL    I had to walk […]

I had a good time today as we pieced together a crowd at St Louis CC at Meramec!  Harold was great to recruit the cool students who formed a group in the up front seats.  Thanks for moving up for those of you who did.  Danielle , Jerry, Joe, thanks peeps.  I hope the Meramec Magic enjoy Spring Break […]

The athletes did show tonight albeit mandatory, and made Bernie work a bit to get them to laugh.  I understand, having had to appear myself at mandatory functions in my day.  I appreciate you all coming out, and when it came time to talk about the matters ‘at hand’ all attention was focused on the […]

Pan America- The BRONCS!   WOW- I was not ready for you guys!.  You delivered one of the best audiences ever for a show!  Edinburg~who knew?  I tell you this, to my friends who came out to eat- you will NOT see me at a Pizza Hut for atleast one year!  Man- I have so much dairy in me ..I […]

San Antone ROAD RUNNERS of 1604 in DA HOUSE!!!  I have to tell you, you Greeks and Athletes Rocked that Auditorium LARGE!  I am serious!  I was coming off the flu, feeling sick lately,  and almost did not make it to TX, but had to go to make sure Barry, Chris, Crystal, and each and […]