The following application is for you to create “comedy material” involving your fellow students and the school which you belong!

The form is meant to poke fun(non maliciously)at certain subjects or rules, and provide Bernie McGrenahan with 'personal info' regarding your school for him to include in his show.  The more info you provide, the better.  Basically, this is your chance to think like a comedian!  What is ridiculous on campus? What is unreasonable?  Student likes and dislikes?  What frustrates you?  I am looking for the 'inside' dirt!!  Please fill out and submit to Bernie. Then sit back, and watch your work in progress!!

Name of Applicant:

E-mail:

School name:

Athletes: (e.g. Cougars, Hawks)

Popular Teams or Sports:

Name of your school rivals:

Ratio of male to female students: (e.g. 50/50, 70/30, 3 to 1 etc)

Greek Life:

Yes | No

If ‘YES’.  provide dirt or reputations of one or two fraternities or sororities (small, smart, trouble, cocky, in violation etc)

Name of the ‘oldest’ or ‘ghetto’ dorm or residence hall:

Name of the nicest hall:

Name one ‘female only’ hall or dorm:

Name two buildings on opposite sides of campus (farthest apart)

Describe PARKING situation and rules/tickets:

Name of Campus Police or Security:

What do they drive or ride: Bikes?  Golf Carts? Autos?

Name two of the most popular bars/clubs for partying:

Describe the two:

Name of the late night or 24 hr. Diner: (Perkins, Denny’s, I HOP, Waffle House)
Name of most popular or largest school cafeteria:
List bad dishes or complaints on the Cafeteria: (Expensive, same food, long lines etc)
Name of local grocery or food store: ( e.g. Wegmans, Kroger, Albertson’s)

Any common campus complaints? (Campus Rules, Dorms, Classes, Curfews etc):

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